Sacrificial poet Richard Watts regales the room with the poem "I want to fuck Henry Rollins". Said room becomes quite excited.

WWF MC Sean M Whelan demonstrates the correct way to hold the WWF Title Belt - with determination, poise, and just a little extra flex of the bicep. Nice.

The 5 judges, having been randomly plucked from the audience via hat raffle, unexpectedly find themselves the butt of the joke. And lovin' it.

The coin is tossed ... and promptly lost. Team captains Lish and Tom sportingly go along with SM Whelan's attempt to decide the order of the teams via telepathy.

(pics: Michelle Leber)